Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
