But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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