Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
there was a trapeze. enough said
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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