She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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