I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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