Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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