if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
