As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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