it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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