no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goatâ€
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