I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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