he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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