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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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