Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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