Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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