She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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