windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
