Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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