hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
When did we convert life to cartoon?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
