I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Randomize
