your parents love me but you hate me
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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