She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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