Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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