I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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