The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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