BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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