I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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