sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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