so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She is in my trunk
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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