The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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