I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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