i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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