I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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