yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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