I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Randomize
