I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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