I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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