Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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