We named our party play list daddy issues
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
nutella sex= disaster
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
