Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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