i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I think your dad took our porno
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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