So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
