We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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