I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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