Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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