You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
