i think i have herpe
just one?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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