I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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