sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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