So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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