Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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