i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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