OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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