I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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