just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Randomize