He is an equal opportunity slut.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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