dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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