I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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