In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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