I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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